The Simpsons

S6E17: Homer vs. Patty and Selma

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and you-- you will dance the male lead. Dance in front of my whole school? What is it with you and ballet? I know you have great conflict, Bart. You love ballet. Yet, you fear the boys will laugh at you, no? No. I fear the girls will laugh at me. I fear the boys will beat the living snot out of me.