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3.4sDad, my favorite hen laid this crazy-looking egg!
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1.43sCheep-cheep.
1.37sWhat's your point, Brian?
4.3sMy point is that maybe I should go to the local state college and take some agriculture courses.
1.57sWith the proper training,
2.33smaybe I can actually learn something that will save this farm.
1.43sWow, Brian, that's a great idea.
2.27sAnd, hey, maybe I could give the speech at your graduation.
1.6sI'm really good at that.
3.97sAnd so, as I look out at your smiling faces filled with hope,
2.59sall I can think is, "You are completely screwed."
3.54sAs Martin Luther King once said, "Ouch, I've been shot."
1.7sThank you.
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1.57sOkay, that's all my stuff.