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7.91sWait a minute, Brian. That's it. I'm a fat, stinking drunk because my father is a fat, stinking drunk. And I got to prove it to him.
2.04sI have gotta drink him so far under the table,
2.1she'll have no choice but to respect me.
1.54sGet me a beer, Brian.
4.27sI am gonna prepare for this as thoroughly as Ben Affleck prepares for a role.
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2.54sI got to be Henry VIII in 20 minutes.
3.07sHello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Got it.
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4.1sMickey McFinnegan, I challenge you to a drinking contest.
4.57s(ALL GASPING) And what makes you think you can hold your own with the likes of me?
2.5sBecause I'm your son and I'm tough.