3.55sNow I'd like to read some telegrams from people who couldn't make it.
3.6sFirst we have Mark Spitz. Who's Mark Spitz?
2.99sWhat's a telegram? Aw, forget it!
3.87sI gotta get to the hot wings before the Comic Book Guy.
1.67s
3.47s"You know, Lisa, they say father knows best."
5.62s"That's true, Bart. Our father knows the best way to embarrass his kids."