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3.4sWe're here to tell you how much the army kicks ass!
0.83sCheck this out!
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3.37sThe army sounds awesome! And the recruiter said, with any luck,
3.24sI could get the clap from a 12-year-old Chinese prostitute.
2.3sWow, that's great. You'll be serving your country,