Family Guy

S8E4: Brian's Got a Brand New Bag

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I mean, I would if I was having sex with her, which obviously I would not do. But if... I mean... I'm safe and all, you know? I get an AIDS test once every three months. And not because I... You know, it's not because I have a lot of sex. I just... I just eat a lot of poo off the street. Come to think of it, how did this get in my wallet in the first place?